by shacka brah September 25, 2019
Get the apple jack mug.The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
Get the Fart-jack mug.To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
by ChapAJapJap March 14, 2011
Get the Chap-Jacked mug.by I Like Piah November 21, 2009
Get the Playing Jacks mug.To "Pull a Jack Storm" refers to the act of utterly fixing a "Mary Sue" OC by redesigning their appearance and revolving an entire Magic System around them, refining them with a sprinkle of character trauma.
Person 1:Bro, did you hear what John did to his OC?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He totally pulled a "Jack Storm"
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He totally pulled a "Jack Storm"
by FalSociety March 2, 2023
Get the Jack Storm mug.When you're on a live meeting, but you don't realise that your mic is on, and end up accidentally blasting your video game gunshot noises to the entire class, and screaming about how you're "fuccin dogin' it"
by Class jack of all trades May 30, 2021
Get the Jack Ross mug.a "jock jack" is simply the term for when you are doing jumping jacks and your jock bounces all around which later results in an unpreventable boner. This occasionally can be a problem if females are around in your intense workout session because floppage of the package can sometimes cause boners from the friction. This is an awkward thing to happen cause your are getting your cardio in and all of the sudden your johnson is erect.
by The one who is anonomous October 21, 2009
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