Half the charm of this show is its shameless dearth of professional production. The clothes, the music, the really bad cameramen, the dancing, Big Joe's funky vests, etc.. oh, it's just too much fun to miss.
Big Joe is a like a big, straight Liberace. The show is repeated several times a week on the RFD channel.
Big Joe Polka Show is late night TV at its finest.
When a guy goes to eat out a girl's butt hole after she has previously been to the beach and has gotten sand stuck in her ass and then she farts and sputters sand across his face
Mann, I went to eat out my girlfriends ass yesterday and then she surprisingly gave me a Caribbean Joe.
Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.
"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
A rich delusional old racist white man who is unfit to be president but voted into office by a bunch of idiots who can't do anything for themselves and consider the government there mommy and daddy.