the happy right hand of god

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

by ttbilllets May 13, 2006

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 01, 2009

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

Use my strong hand

1. (N) When a guy has a small penis and you can only use a small portion of your hand to touch it

2. (V) when a guy has a micropenis and you have to use your strong hand to jerk it off because it's so tiny

I pulled down Brian's knitted shorts and his penis was so small I was like "better use my strong hand" for this

by B nice. All night October 11, 2015

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 10, 2004

One Night Hand

Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.

Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!

by Rroarr January 10, 2010

Prattville Pimp Hand

Ejaculating on your hand after applying baby powder, use a strong front handed slap onto the victims cheek. resulting in a Prattville Pimp Hand.

DAYUM Avery, did you honestly have to Prattville Pimp Hand that bitch? did she really deserve it?

by Seffro September 05, 2009