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dick-a-doodle

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.
Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.
by inexcelsis July 28, 2012
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dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".
Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.
by Duckfluff October 15, 2013
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Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.
*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"
by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012
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Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.
Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
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Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.
Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.
by ElSantos November 11, 2011
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Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.
by {demigod} January 21, 2023
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soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole
joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..
by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021
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