Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

chocolate dart

the warm dark anus of a virgin

Mike hit Brads chocolate dart

by Taco burrito December 7, 2018

chocolate chunk

A blurby, sloshy, fat pooper on a chick. The type of woman that has this affliction is usually wearing mules or some other slip-on type footwear because they are too fat to bend down to put their shoe on.

Did you see that chocolate chunk coming out of Panera?

by Fluffy Tail February 21, 2009

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected

Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?

by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021

Chocolate

( food) the best thing in the world, a remedy for all of your pains

person #1: I feel awful today.
person #2: Try eating some chocolate!
person #1(after eating chocolate) : I feel so f*ing amazing!!

by Veronica Lodge 24 February 25, 2018