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New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)
Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
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To zocalo

To stand in the shadow of a vertical pillar such as the large flag pole
In the central square in Mexico City called The Zocalo, where people line up to take refuge from the hot tropical sun and keep moving as the shade does.
When the stoplight turned red on the corner of Seventh Avenue and 42nd Street, on a sunny hot summer afternoon, I stopped walking to zocalo near the lamp post until the light turned green again.
by Travlinjeff March 18, 2020
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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020
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New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)
dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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New Zealandic

Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)
That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious

New Zealandic party
by Harveybennett February 8, 2021
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New zealand Blanket

When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka
I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021
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