ramon zambrano

The hottest man in the world

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by Ramon zambrano November 6, 2017

mario zambrano

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

The cool guy named Mario zambrano

by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018

Dirty Zamboni

After anal sex whipping your dick clean down your partners spine

That freak I went home with said she liked ice skating so I gave her a dirty Zamboni

by Wreckless138 June 11, 2019

Zimbabwean Zamboni

A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.

Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."

by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019

Yoni Zamboni

Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni

Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?

by osmium quarkmatter January 5, 2020

Marcus Zambrano

the cutest man ever who will melt your heart whenever you see him he also has black air force energy

Yo Marcus Zambrano is a real one

by The Person Who only speaks fax April 24, 2021

Loner Zamboner

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.

Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?

by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021