Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!
by ihatestrawberries November 07, 2022
Damn did you hear about last night he got ditched on his date to the prom and became a total Zachary
by EggnogBoi16 May 08, 2023
by DANNYFATBOY January 24, 2021
by Zulvs June 08, 2022
Zachary has a humongous cock. It’s so big his nickname is the horse. All the ladies want a peace of him. He hates nerdy fat people named Maxwell. Zachary comes with many nicknames such as: “big strong Zach”, “strong pussy slayer Zach”
by I love Kendrick November 21, 2023
by DIAMOND 3 January 12, 2022
Zachary's are very kind and have big hearts. Zachary's can be huge dicks to people he loves the most. Zachary's usually act cocky but have low self esteem. Zachary's don't like to open up to people unless he really trusts them. Zachary's will listen to any problems you have and usually make jokes about short people. Zachary's ARE very argumentative and will even argue with you over the stupidest things. Zachary's act dumb but are smart and very well spoken if he doesn't know you well. Zachary's will also have highly controversial opinions on certain things mostly politics or religion. Zachary's also act like the hate you when in reality they would hate to see anything happen to you.
by Basic blonde women are differe April 29, 2022