A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.
March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.
by Monkey's Dad February 22, 2021
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2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.
Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"
by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011
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-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023
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"yeah, who doesn't, they are the rookie of the year after all"
"yeah, who doesn't, they are the rookie of the year after all"
by naevis is calling December 4, 2021
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Get the not in a million years mug.The year 2020. A year of fire, death, floods, eruptions and a worldwide pandemic. That’s only so far, it’s may 2020.
“Do you want a Corona beer grandpa?”
“Don’t remind me of the hell year.”
“Hey dad, what was the worst year of your life?”
“2020, the earths’s hell year.”
“Don’t remind me of the hell year.”
“Hey dad, what was the worst year of your life?”
“2020, the earths’s hell year.”
by Hope’s love May 9, 2020
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They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020
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