Wrestling

A real sport

Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies

by RugbyWrestling2006 January 16, 2020

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019

Dick Wrestle

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.

He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Wrestling

A gay baby sport that gives guys an excuse to touch others guys in a ring until one falls on top of the other and allows them to call it straight. A way to be gay but pretend your straight

"Bro, you do wrestling? You're gay!"

by BigMan121212 April 7, 2021

beaver wrestle

When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.

Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.

by "MADMAN" September 5, 2021

Wrestle

Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'

Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2024

Ro-Wrestling

something really useless

Person 1: What you doing on weekends?
Person 2: I do Ro-Wrestling!
Person 1: That's why I barely talk to you

by raddan November 21, 2023