She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
Get the Woke Princessmug. The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
Get the Woke-washmug. Commonly mistaken for the “Shaka” sign the woke signal is commonly used by virtue signalling celebrities to show off how cool they are and to assign themselves to “the message”.
The thumb and pinkie finger are extended to create a W which means woke in signal language..
The thumb and pinkie finger are extended to create a W which means woke in signal language..
Anything Brie Larson does
“That guy (insert any name I.e Matt) is so woke (person mentioned throws up the woke signal and unicorns and rainbows appear)”
Sorry this is not the Shaka sign get woke!
“That guy (insert any name I.e Matt) is so woke (person mentioned throws up the woke signal and unicorns and rainbows appear)”
Sorry this is not the Shaka sign get woke!
by DishyElephant August 17, 2021
Get the Woke signalmug. by SJ75418 September 2, 2021
Get the Woke-aholicmug. A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
Get the Woke-napmug. Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.
by e1ixirpatr0lman April 28, 2022
Get the woke walkermug. Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
Get the Woke religionmug.