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Wisconsin Cheese Log 

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
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wisconsin firedragon 

Guy: Want to have anal, babe?
Girl: It might be gross, I'm a Wisconsin Firedragon

Wisconsin shuffle 

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.
During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.
Wisconsin shuffle by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

Wisconsin Deer Antler 

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec
I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler
Wisconsin Deer Antler by afroninja069 September 21, 2016

Wisconsin hot tub

Ejaculating in a girl's belly button and leaving it there overnight.

innie = Wisconsin hot tub
outie = Caymen islands
"Dude, i totally gave this chick a Wisconsin hot tub last night!"

"be careful man.. my girlfriend got an infection from that once, but her outie poked through the surface and made it the caymen islands"

Wisconsin Wake up 

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.
Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

Wisconsin CheeseMelt 

Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.