Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

wire

Mexican's love this shit.

"Thank you for the wire." -Enrique

by BubbleTickle January 10, 2009

wired

THE WIRED...
run
C:/windows/access/<<THEWIRED>>.sys

...no, actually, don't...

just click on kazaa or whatever and search video for "serial experiments LAIN". download all 13 layers.

we all exist in the WIRED

by ZÜé§ July 6, 2003

Wired Up

Someone whose head is clean away with it.

- "Phil is absolutely wired up mate."

- "Aw Mellon? He's clean wired to the moon that fella."

by wellsquire March 29, 2015

wire-biters

At NNPTC, navy nuke school, wire-biters are the electrical rates (Electrician's Mates, Electronics Technicians) and generally disliked by the mechanics. They also spend an extra three months in school, which is stupid, since no-one likes nuke school.

Death to wire-biters!

by mmfn August 25, 2009

wire transfer

When you fuck a girl in ass then put it in another girl's mouth.

Bob seeks revenge on his ex by doing a wire transfer on her.

by B. Nasty June 29, 2018

black_wire

that guy that seems to be everywhere and made that site but has NEVER updated it and only one link works, NO IDEA

hey u know that guy black_wire u like him ? nah - y not hes ok yea i guess etc etc

by john December 17, 2004