A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax March 1, 2011

by MR. Towely June 27, 2009

(1)When a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice.
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy
by J. D. A. September 7, 2005

When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Your existence is influenced by your crush.
Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks
Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks
Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*
by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014

What's the difference between David Beckham and Tony Blair?
One's pussy whipped, the other's Bush whipped.
One's pussy whipped, the other's Bush whipped.
by Desigol December 28, 2005

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
by je adore dior March 8, 2003
