Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

where fun goes to die

The University of Chicago... meant only halfly in jest.

Example T-Shirt: University of Chicago: Where fun goes to Die: If it were easy, it'd be your mom.

by Rothul October 17, 2004

dude where's my car?

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009

where her legs begin

A poetic way of saying pussy.

Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

Where Am I Guy

Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!

Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy

by Absolute_Darkness May 14, 2015

Where we dropping boys?

What homosexual 12 years olds ask their fill squad on fortnite.

Squeaker:”Where we dropping boys?!”
Random Teamate:”stfu faggot.”

by wkxhexbe March 7, 2018