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light weight

Person who gets drunk or high really easily and doesn't need much of it.
Examples:
Jay: Jen got drunk off of three tequila shots.
Jo: What a light weight.

Fred: Dude, you only had, like, two hits. You're such a light weight.
Pot heavy weight wasted hangover light weight
by SilverLove1946 July 29, 2010
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weiner jacket

A Very Potter Seqeul reference, used as an insult; when someone/something is acting stupid in a gay manner (essentially, a condom)
Amy: Stop being mean!

Greg: Stop being a weiner jacket!
by mission:implausible November 17, 2010
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bumble weiner

To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.
That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner
by Getter November 9, 2007
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jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.
Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner
by Mandoooo March 5, 2008
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Jump Weight

Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.
Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!

Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!

Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.

Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.
by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009
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Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?
by Jacob Price February 7, 2018
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Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee
Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”
by idwer May 27, 2018
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