wrightson

an idiot

You're so wrightson

by Townman August 19, 2009

Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail

Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.

by Cary The B November 9, 2012

Weighty

A phrase commonly used amongst the UK Garage collective 'The Pay As U Go Crew' expressing the greatness of an action or incident. This phrase soon became widely popular within schools around London circa 1999-2000.

Nah blud, you're going on weighty.
That girl's back-off was weighty.
These chips are weighty...ooh yeah...just like K-Ci!

by Blakkdon November 28, 2011

light weight boo boo

pretty much the light smell of shit in the area. so faint though that you would almost have to waft it into your nose

"shit it smells like some light weight boo boo standing next to those girls"

by mikeyyypeeee October 19, 2009

Are you a weightlifter mate?

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"

standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

by weightlifter December 9, 2009

pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.

My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!

by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017

worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

by nil12312424 June 3, 2011