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welsh wash

Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.

Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.
I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.

or

Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel
by Rob Marsden September 17, 2007
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Welshed

To cover, spray, smear or shart your own human feces within the confines of a house, room or dwelling.

(Past-Tense only)
*walks into a room covered in human feces*

Woah dude somebody totally welshed in here!
by fubfub October 21, 2010
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When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job
by ji.glas March 22, 2022
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