whack it week

The female gives the male hand jobs during her menstrual cycle.

Aunt Flo is in town looks like it’s whack it week

by Blacksheep1721 January 5, 2018

Dooms Week

When your high school exams start this week and they’re about to kick you and your friends asses😭😭

**Exam week**
Zha’Mari: Y’all ready for dooms week?!😭”
**The Whole Group Chat**
“Hell nooooo💀”

by Notyamain December 13, 2021

MC Week

Like the usual week, except Friday is Saturday.... not sure what to call Saturday now though.

MC: I'm currently working my Saturday off.

Me: Who gets Saturday off in this industry?
MC: Today is my Saturday, which is a Friday, but you should have known that. You idiot.
Me: oh, you didn't say you were looking at the MC Week

by breakalim March 25, 2022

a perfekt week

To sleep with seven different girls in seven consecutive nights and to get no rejection. Or in other words: seven nights,seven girls,zero rejections. This is the sexual equivalent of baseball's perfekt game.

Barney Stinson achieved a perfekt week

by Me_from_Vn August 25, 2010

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014

Week in the hole

When a new employee has to wait one week after they start their job to get their first paycheck.

Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.

Friend : "good luck on your new job'"
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."

by dawnmusic January 9, 2019

Taint Week

The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.

There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.

by wildlifeuplift January 11, 2008