zach weaver

A cutie with a booty with a big dong

Omg why is Zach Weaver's dong so big?

by Zachdaddy June 18, 2018

James Weaver

Below-average English teacher scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for ways to waste time.

Wow, my English teacher James Weaver sure does like watching Pokemon on the projector instead of doing work.

by Javascript's my babe May 30, 2019

Alabama Basket Weave

When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave

Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure

by Firemuppet July 15, 2013

Skunky Beaver Weave

When a woman's pubes are long and sweaty and it creates the appearance of a weave. It has a musky odor.

My girl and i were messing around in the gym. She dropped her panties and my god she had a skunky beaver weave.

by RedSonja July 19, 2015

Weaver

A word often used to describe a very unethical, very gay act. Slipping a dude a roofie, prison raping him, walking him up and offering him some home made fudge... just wrong on so many levels.

Wow that guy is such a douchebag, yeah but look that giant homo is gonna give him a weaver... hmm tragic

by anonomus 5000 January 2, 2008

Weave

Attempted by many, but mastered by only some. To weave is to find your way out of trouble with a minimum of fuss, or to tag along or find your way into a situation (for the better) you weren't initially supposed to be in.

Also a form of sporting follower. A 'weaver' will weave their way into any situation, and 'get ahead of themselves', or 'overachive'.

'I'm sick of the weaver's. They're always there. Every time.'

'He'll try the weave'.

by chipper2 October 22, 2010

Basket Weaver

A citizen or someone of the country of Peru. AKA Julio Mendoza

Julio, shut the fuck up you basket weaver. i dont give a damn how hot your hair is!

by Malcolm Malobolabo October 4, 2004