When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo
Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
by bob ewing, nothern ireland July 6, 2009
Get the Wankers Doomug. The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.
These people are called coffee wankers.
These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
Get the Coffee Wankermug. by james jenki February 18, 2009
Get the bloody wankermug. When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
by Lauriciousltown December 31, 2011
Get the Whimsical Wankermug. A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.
"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
by borisyegerov February 5, 2010
Get the bike wankermug. by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 5, 2015
Get the Dirty Wankermug. Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Wanker's Wartsmug.