Gay wad 

A child who is named Payton wood is called a gay wad or someone who is attracted to the same sex

He’s a gay wad

Gay wad by Mister563 May 30, 2019

THE WAD

A fucking mammoth wang

John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"

THE WAD by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

cunt wad 

He who is also known as (aka) Furbie, Firbie or the Firminator.

That Cunt Wad has fucked up again. Firbie, you Cunt Wad! If you had a brain, you would be dangerous, CUNT WAD!

cunt wad by Paul Biggs June 20, 2007

D Wad 

A term meaning "jerk, or man-ho, or bitch-ass-nigga" quoting my friend Tyrone and his brother Michelangelo.

It often is used between friends as a joke.

It is also spelled; D-Wad, Dwad or "D" Wad

Also meaning someone is a dick, but not a full dick, so they are a dick wad; or piece of dick.

Tyrone: Youre a bitch-ass-nigga.

Michelangelo: Well Youre a D Wad

D Wad by ... WTF is a pseudonym? October 17, 2008

shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.

"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."

shot my wad by mehinda June 11, 2006

wid wad 

slang term for wade

dude, totally wid wad!

wid wad by poo July 14, 2003

Obama wad 

1.The people left talking about how great Obama is, after the 2008 election.
2. Similar to a fuck wad, but stupider.

Person: They are all Obama wads.

Obama wad by leim1234567 March 2, 2010