The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
by watchoutboys January 15, 2010
Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
by another_freak May 01, 2005
Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.
"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"
"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"
"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"
by Rjehh April 10, 2018
The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.
by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008
The form of Hand Job Hillary Clinton invent after Bill's Monica Linskie Scandal. Basically an Indian Burn at the peak of the male orgasm.
After Stacy found out I cheated on her she gave me a Hillary Twist so bad I couldn't pee straight for a week.
by Commanche13 February 22, 2018
by Ahruhd December 08, 2016
by YaBoipaytonh August 06, 2015