The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
by watchoutboys January 15, 2010
Get the oliver twistmug. Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
by another_freak May 1, 2005
Get the Twisted Whiskersmug. Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.
"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"
"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"
"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"
by Rjehh May 24, 2018
Get the Twisted Teasmug. The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.
by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008
Get the Twist-A-Pipemug. The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle
by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022
Get the Twisted tiresmug. When 2 or more closeted homosexual men go on a “road trip” for “business”, but have sexual interactions while on the road. They will use an SUV if available to allow for more aggressive penetration activities in addition to road head.
by NoName1212668 May 7, 2023
Get the Tahoe Twistmug. You are so sick and sitting on the toilet, pissing out your ass, and you have to turn around and puke in the toilet.
“I got such bad food poisoning, I did the Tijuana Twist so many times, I had to puke in a bowl while I sprayed dirty brown dish water in the toilet”
by Fecal-detective.1952 March 7, 2021
Get the Tijuana Twistmug.