by Digger September 04, 2005
Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
by Wolfboy June 30, 2004
by Shinigami June 13, 2003
"Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
by George the 3rd April 22, 2008
Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 10, 2011
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