Gentleman's Tug 

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"

James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.

Gentleman's Tug by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014

Nug N' Tug 

The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.

Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.

Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.

Nug N' Tug by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018

The Blind Tug 

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

The Blind Tug by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

Disconsolate Shower Tug 

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

Disconsolate Shower Tug by Surlypat January 17, 2022

The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug 

8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen

Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺

The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug by Ol pop can julio August 3, 2021

Scandinavian Rub N' Tug 

A Scandinavian Rub N' Tug is only achieved when one duct-tapes their hand half shut, duct-tapes that same hand securely to the bottom side of a table, and then preceds to fuck their own hand. With the addition of lube, this act becomes a filthy Scandinavian Rub N' Tug

Jo really enjoys the feeling of a Scandinavian Rub N' Tug, because it feels as if he is finally fucking a real girl.

Scandinavian Rub N' Tug by Mein Feuher April 15, 2009

texas rope tug

The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.

"Hey Suzie, can i give you a texas rope tug?''

texas rope tug by elypto August 11, 2008