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traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
by NicLydon April 15, 2017
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travelism

when you discriminate against people who travel during a pandemic
I've been a victim of travelism by Alex for going to another state on vacation.
by ornatemustache January 4, 2021
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travel tummy

Travel Tummy is a collection of digestive ailments that occur when you're on the road for any length of time. Travel Tummy includes stomach aches, nausea, indigestion, constipation and diarrhea and it has a variety of causes.

Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.

Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
I had the worst travel tummy after eating Taco Bell and then driving 6 hours to my aunt's house. I can't believe her only bathroom opens directly off of the living room and doesn't have a fan or window.
by Annie Mork March 4, 2014
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Pure Traveling Light

The Sun is the “Pure Traveling Light” or simply our “PTL”
The Sun creates, provides, and sustain all life as we know and is the Pure Traveling Light and not really the “Sun”.
by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2025
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Time travel

when people travel to other places and times
(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)
by TREncryption May 29, 2018
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turnabout time traveler

Person 1: Man spirit of justice is so bad

Person 2: But it has turnabout time traveler!

Person 1: True! I love spirit of justice
by rat-kun July 27, 2024
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Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.
"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."
by Nyx13 March 21, 2024
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