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The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.
Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.
by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024
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Cock and Ball Torture

its a fun game to play with your friends/family!! a game for all ages and genders. (NOW INCUDLING 13 *RARE* STD'S ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA!!) "I say this all the time folks, don't sleep on this one."
hey mom, wanna play a quick game of cock and ball torture?!?
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 12, 2021
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Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.
"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"
by Lil Jork March 3, 2025
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text torture

Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.

Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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Texas torture

The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.
Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!
by Kamalot420 July 14, 2017
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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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Torture

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Torture
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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