Toot

Code word for smoking marijuana

Let's go toot

by Loudblower420 September 12, 2017

Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls

Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh

by Squatted February 5, 2022

Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.

Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.

by connsume January 11, 2020

Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021