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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
mugGet the The old nine ton slap' la dapmug.

Denil Ton

someone who does mental things, someone who is a "Denil Ton" means they have 0 clue of how to act in public and they sometimes don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces. In summary, a retarded person.
Look at that idiot, His name is probably "Denil Ton"
by anonymous September 13, 2022
mugGet the Denil Tonmug.

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
mugGet the Fuck tonmug.

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
mugGet the A shit ton of cummug.

Shit-ton

two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
mugGet the Shit-tonmug.

shit ton

a whole lot of it!
There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!
by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017
mugGet the shit tonmug.

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