Snooki-winks

A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.
After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"
by blankblonde August 18, 2010
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twidly winks

It's when you take your index finger and your middle finger and move them like legs across the surface of something. Twidly winks is when you are basically making your hands walk.
When I get bored, I start doing the twidly winks.
by Edefiner April 25, 2015
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Winking bunny

Is a sexual game where the 1st person shoves as many marshmallows up there anal cavity as possible. Once they are done the 2nd person will suck as many marshmallows out as they can, and if all our sucked out the wnd person must say "chubby bunny" to win. If the 2nd person can not fit all marshmallows in there mouth, or can not say the phrase at the end, the 1st person wins.
Person 1: Man, I lost against brad in winking bunny. I dont understand how a person can fit that many in there mouth.
Person 2: Sound like you have a small ass hole, you need to expand it more.
by Bigilo February 9, 2020
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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.
You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.
by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021
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wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.
"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"
by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025
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Vertical Wink

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"
by KingofChutney October 7, 2012
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