National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.

I really liked that banana ketchup.

by truthb4reel February 4, 2025

Passing The Ketchup

A discrete way of saying you've popped your cherry.

"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "

by Just Brownsing Around July 13, 2015

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023

Corndog with ketchup

When yours banging a girl that is on her period and has a yeast infection

I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.

by Snapper2k1 December 2, 2021

Ketchup

To agree response to a statement. Agreement to an action.

Do you wanna go skydiving?
Ketchup, man.

by Ketchup Bro December 16, 2018

Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019