School

There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.

1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles

In short, School sucks.

by Sheeka April 30, 2006

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A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP!

cult useless lies school

by Paradigmshiftdocs4u August 19, 2011

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A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara

Guy1: Why do we go to school?

Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!

Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that

Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!

by Batman123456789 June 03, 2008

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A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)

Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?

person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?

by hiudsavbuds bvfijufds February 08, 2010

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Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.

Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.

by LOLimjohnny November 11, 2010

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