Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

Another term for the female flower part. Some people might call it a meat waffle, vagina or moinch wallet
by Moinch Man February 23, 2018

by DennysKetchup July 26, 2021

by alecwind July 18, 2021

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it
by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".
Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.
"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"
"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"
"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"
"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"
by aD4RKW4R February 5, 2019

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
