on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

by a66spam February 1, 2014

Booty Train

To have or get a lot of booty(girls), or to form a long line of girls you will get "booty" from.

Yo frank I started my booty train last night!
Oh with who?

Kim now I'm moving on to get more booty

by Booty worker #10 October 1, 2014

Sky Train

The mixture of ketamine and cocaine taken together

Hey did you hear Stacy was planning on doing a sky train tonight ?

by Happy Hippie September 11, 2016

Misty Train

The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)

Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!

by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016

Sleeve Train

The act of multiple men fucking a prolapsed anus

Did you see that Sleeve Train that Tony, Andy, and Jeff pulled on Amy last week?

by Twinkle Park April 23, 2018

Sauce Train

To roast someone with no regard to there feelings

Kolten roasted Blake. He is such a Sauce Train.

by Saucetrain123 March 22, 2017

Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.

After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017