Mr. Paul E. Tickes

The personification of politics.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes is an evil and selfish man

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021

A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

tinkerballs

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.

Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs

by ericericboberic December 10, 2006

ticketface

A derogetory term for a person adicted to cocaine. See ticket}.

No I don't have any money you can borrow. Beat it ticketface!

by Wordguy February 20, 2005

ticket vodka

1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".

2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.

Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?

Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 20, 2008

ticket ripper

Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.

The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.

Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.

Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.

by Lcougs June 18, 2011

extra ticket

A large amount of semen

I want to give her an extra ticket!

by Bonsie February 23, 2007