Justin Timberlake

An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.

Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!

by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004

scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.

I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"

by Ssylar October 27, 2008

Portland Timbers

The Portland Timbers are a soccer team from the quaint inland village of Portland which resides near the mouth of the Colombia River in the Oregon Territory.

Know for their lack of finishing skills, The Timbers are the known as the perpetual bit*h of both the Seattle Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps. 2011 will mark the Timbers integration with the fashionable MLS soccer league of the glorious USA.

2006 was a very disappointing season for many reasons for the Portland Timbers, and their fans. The team finishing tied for last in the table with a franchise worst 7-15-6 (27 points) record, the Offensive production was last in the league as the club only netted 25 goals, and the Timbers lost their derby with heated rival Seattle Sounders.

by icefunk December 10, 2009

timberologist

A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.

I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.

by Bretton and Brandon May 7, 2004

Timbercrawling

A form of offroad recreation that involves rednecks with big trucks bouncing through the trees and spilling their beer.

It's also a website (www.timbercrawler.com) where Jeeps and porn are the topics of discussion.

I went drinkin' and shooting with Bubba in his 4x4 last night, we were Timbercrawling!

by camoloveslance March 5, 2009

Tibbler

Tibbler meaning a mildly sexual term. It can be used at random, as an exclamation, or even as an insult to someone. It can disguise the word sex, and make it so that you can curse unnoticed. Random blurts of this term induce laughter, as a seemingly random combination of letters. But, it is in fact, a name. So be weary when using this, but know that it fits best for perverted sentences and awkward silence-breaking. Tibbler is an uncommon word, but when it is used, it is used by the finest of perverts, and of the best conversational people.

Originally a user name for a really hot guy on myspace. He has to have credit for the original usage of this Pronoun. It is not meant to be offensive, but a complementary statement!

"You had tibbler with HIM?"

"Hehehe....TIBBLER!~"

"You're such a Tibbler, Bob."

"His Username is Tibbler type it into the browser, he is such a studmuffin."

by xXGoldenXx December 8, 2009

Tumble

When a straight man "goes gay" for the first time. The first time he has gay sex. He is said to tumble. Used especially in the case of very macho tough guys.

I'm into chicks and all, but I would totally tumble for Justin Beiber.

We all knew Fred had a bi streak to him, but it wasn't until he met Joey that he finally tumbled.

If you are looking for first timers check out that gay bar on the edge of town. It is known to have a lot of tumblers hanging around.

by Mr. Bildo May 22, 2013