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Wishful thinking

When you are with your gf who’s 20 years older than you and you want her daughter who you were wanting to date until her mom came and blocked that from ever happening. And you have thoughts of a future with the daughter that’s wishful thinking.
It’s Wishful thinking to fantasize about a possible future with ex gfs daughter that’s your age.
by 2fast2furious21 June 11, 2025
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vibe-thinking

“Hey, my best friend Joenette! Why did our friend Joe pour cat piss in my sock and microwave it?”
“Oh, he just enjoys a bit of vibe-thinking every now and then. Don’t worry about it.”
by trash clan November 5, 2025
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Udoclasmic thinking

A subset of overthinkrs which take in all of their knowledge that they know, and allow for it all to combine into a path. Which will inevitably lead nowhere. This way of thinking is obscure because it torments the thinker to all of the things that are and ever could be. It's a thinking process that trys to rationalize everything the person knows, but can't because everything is too hard to grab. Since everything is unknown because everything is everything, but everything is nothing.
Udoclasmic thinking is very bad for your mental health.
by Tljtt December 20, 2025
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Dry thinking

Dry thinking is when a person is non stop thinking bout something so much that isn't not a new thought anymore.
I been dry thinking about Jen all day bro I cant stop.
by juicyH December 22, 2025
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What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"
Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"
by Hugger August 5, 2012
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Little Data Thinking

Derogatory. A paradigm that some closed minded programmers adopt; thinking that they can only use or have access to data that they have in the immediate environment, memory or localized systems.
Tom, We do have other information. Lets move from little data thinking; we have access to the outdoor temperature of many other sources in the same zip code than just the one in the car.
by Rattybike May 5, 2018
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There's me thinking

There's me thinking is a idiomatic phrase that for some reason wasn't here on urban dictionary before, and for some equally unknown reason isn't present on any other online dictionary as well. But i'm here to bring this problem to an end.
This is something of a set phrase comes out of one's mouth whenever one thinks that someone was true but is proven wrong by something he just saw/heard/learned.
Exemples:
1:- Friend one, a bodybuilder wannabe, is caught having MacDonalds.
friend two: Whoa, wtf? And there's me thinking you were on a diet, huh?
2: -A non-binary leftist is caught eating meat.
Friend of him: lol, and there's me thinking all leftists were vegetarian.
3: If you see someone getting famous using an idea you thought you were the only one that had thought of, you can say: There's me thinking i was original. lol
by The garden variety brazilian February 28, 2018
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