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New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.
-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023
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rookie of the year

one word, seven letters, seven talented boys-- enhypen.
"hey, have you heard about this kpop group enhypen?"
"yeah, who doesn't, they are the rookie of the year after all"
by naevis is calling December 4, 2021
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First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂
‘Oh look it’s first years

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’
by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019
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Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.
Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"
by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011
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The year 2020

When you mess up everything and the world messes up with you but when you advance towards 2021, you realize, at least it was a year.
Eric: Aw gad my test was a catastrophe I messed up hard the whole time was the year 2020.
Ashley: Well, 2021's on the way...
by MadmanMadmaxManiac June 9, 2021
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Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.
Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.
by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017
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Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."
by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015
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