zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.

--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---

by AntoniusBeethius November 04, 2009

Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother

Parent plan did a zoo abortion

by 459395 April 22, 2023

Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon March 14, 2017

The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

zoo me in

Requesting people to add you
become friend in zoo world game.

K: feel free to add me as a zoo keeper or if you want another zoo to visit.

V: zoo me in!

by ZK Player January 21, 2010

zoo bent

adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.

1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"

by james macalister January 02, 2011

zoo zoos and wham whams

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.

Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.

by Rocko Van Zetti May 25, 2023