When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
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2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
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3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
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