Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019

Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006

took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005

table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...

"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"

by IrishMike February 28, 2008

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017