That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.
Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!
by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011
Get the Neck Squirrelmug. the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011
Get the urban squirrelingmug. by i am the squirrel January 24, 2012
Get the Whispering Squirrelmug. I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.
Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!
Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!
by dirky digglor December 19, 2010
Get the bed squirrelmug. More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
by emvyous July 2, 2020
Get the yosemite squirrelmug. Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
Get the squirrel matingmug. A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
by Mick267 January 16, 2020
Get the Squirrel Feathermug.