Man-skirted

To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.

“Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”

by The Elvis Pressley April 18, 2019

t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.

"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"

by burgundy14 August 21, 2014

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023

hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Skirt Smoker

A real Casanova type nowadays with hair gel, cigarette and leather jacket tryna be that Skirt Smoker.

Hey you saw Jimmy?
That Skirt Smoker? Nah he way to smooth for crowds.

by Alessio Datura April 5, 2022

This is totally not skirt

a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way

I love This is totally not skirt, it make me not feeling gay or LGBT!

by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024