Hide the Oreo

The slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. Simply place an Oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.

Man 1: Dude I finally got that fatty to give me some dome.

Man 2: HOW?

Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.

Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?

Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.

by Tosser of Salads January 03, 2018

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Oreo Pie

When a girl sucks your shit covered dick after you fuck her in the ass, and you cum in her mouth. The gooey mixture of fecal matter and semen is reminiscent of an oreo pie.

Brian: Dude, I met this cum dumpster at the bar last night. She's a freak man, lemme tell you.

Trevor: Shiiit man, give her some of that oreo pie!!

Brian: You sick bastard! I'm gonna do it.

by Hank Banger October 26, 2009

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Reverse Oreo

Very sexy black female sandwiched between two very sexy white males have a very sexy menage a trois. The white males provide extra cream filling by shooting two hot loads on the female simultaniously. The black female provides herself which is more than most white men can handle.

Did you hear what went on in Ems' apartment last night?
No, what?
She had some reverse oreo action going on with Tom and Ivan and they left some cream filling in her hair.
Sweet.

by Lori Anna September 13, 2010

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Oreo cum

Oreo cum is the combined cumshots on the cookie that guys use when they're playing the masturbation game, Cum-on-a-Cookie, which the last guy to cum has to eat.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so I had to eat the Oreo cum!

by eda-skip December 12, 2021

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