new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

A New Jersey 10

a way to rank a girls looks
skewed to new jersey ranks

that girl is hot
shes like an L.A. 7 or a New Jersey 10

by jospin December 17, 2008

New Jersey Reload

A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.

The shoot out was so bad that chuck duece had to pull a New Jersey Reload to keep fighting.

by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010

New jersey turnpike

It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.

I got her drunk last night and totally took her to the New Jersey Turnpike, if you catch my drift!

by mrssnuts March 27, 2011

new jersey turnpike

the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on EVERY EXIT. You don't have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. Just like the GWB (costs 0 to go from NY to NJ, but $6 to go the other way). Also, if you are black, you'll probably get racially profiled. The NJ State Police have HISTORICALLY pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.

White guy: Dude I'm going like 120 on the New Jersey Turnpike!!

Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.

by McDizzle March 29, 2004

New Jersey Devils

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.

The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

New Jersey Massacre

The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.

I was just cumming into Shannon when she new jersey Massacred all over me so i killed her.

by Corey Jew August March 25, 2010