the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

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honk

to blow a load over something

dude, he just honked all over her face

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011

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rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017

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Honk Honk

Honk Honk is what you say when you tryna sleep with someone, caveman-style.

Her: Oh my God, i can't believe she just texted me that, that's so ru-
Him: HONK HONK!?
Then the male proceeds to take of his clothes, and explain the word's purpose using only the word above and body language.

by MasterSeducer July 27, 2020

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Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

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Honk

If someone is chatting 'honk' it means to be waffling or to be talking about something to intimidate the other person, however they clearly aren't intimidated

Boy 1: yeah your trim is tapped bruh get some hair spray

Boy 2:you chattin honk bruh?

by Gangalanga gang October 21, 2020

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