apathy deer

apathy deer is something some people may say whenever like theres a apathetic deer in there backyard cause there in like kansas or something and there like ''wow, that deer ?? really just does not care at all dude about those like grass blades'' ''yeah thats a pretty apathy deer moment if you ask me, ryan'' and then the deer, well, they just, EAT those blades of grass like its NOBODYS business, and they dont even CARE. its commonly used as a slang term with people from US states that have deers, and are basically just trees and farm land and how did people even build there and really, why ???

person one : hey ryan, have you seen that deer ??

person two : oh yeah there really a apathy deer right now, i barely have ever seen those

by angelism April 15, 2022

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021

Amaghi Deer

Amaghi Deer is an original species of deer made by me! They have freckles/small spots all over their body and bent horns. They always have one dark eye. Amaghi means unknown.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.

Random Furry: What's your fursonas species?
Other Random Furry: It's an Amaghi Deer ^^

by .cLxUdY_bXnNyy. February 12, 2021

blacktail deer

A species of deer belonging to the west coast having a different antler pattern than the whitetail and more like mule deer. Blacktail deer are often hunting in harsh conditions and steep terrain. After a successful blacktail hunt with deer on their backs hunter will say something like "that hike would have killed a whitetail hunter" or "I wish I could have been one of those treestand hunters"

man those blacktail deer are called ghosts of the forest for a reason!

by Wild man sam February 27, 2021

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021

Deer Plowing

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..

The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..

by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021