The guy that ya the biggest penis in every friend and pulls the most girls that are ugly as fuck with a gaping anus
by Coolmikey1011 October 09, 2019
The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"
by b&kkbot and jedi November 12, 2010
When a woman has wrinkle’s around the corners of their mouth from sucking too much dick. Average age 35 to 60
by Grizzlygunnz March 20, 2018
Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”
by Alanthecreator March 10, 2023
by DDDDDDDog September 30, 2013
A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.
"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."
by mikeohl November 16, 2007
An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.
He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.
by thewordbuff June 26, 2017