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christmas slut

Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".
School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.
by Crazycrazy132 February 5, 2017
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Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!
by rlobster December 24, 2016
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christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge
As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.
by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016
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Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.
What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
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Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018
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Campers Christmas

by stwafeywafey July 30, 2019
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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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