christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 28, 2011

Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

See also-

A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.

Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block

by derek the doctor December 24, 2009

Syrian Christmas

When 5+ males and one female gather in a room with authentic Mediterranean food and the men drizzle ejaculate onto each dish individually. The woman proceeds to consume the meal.

My sister brought her boyfriend to our Syrian Christmas and it was really awkward.

by HoudiniNook November 15, 2016

pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019