I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.
by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014
Get the fart cannon mug.Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
Get the Ride the cannon mug.A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014
Get the Snow Cannon mug.Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
Get the Slap Cannon mug.a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
Get the ignore cannon mug.A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
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Get the Cock Cannon mug."Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
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